Thursday, November 14, 2024

The Almost Famous Collection

Originally published 12/22/22

Leslie Conway Bangs
Courtesy of San Diego Reader 

If you read rock journalism during the ‘70’s you were probably equal-parts delighted, astounded and repulsed by the writings of Lester Bangs.  His opinionated demeanor was established as a child when his Mother pushed him to become a Jehovah’s Witness and bolstered by his successful campaign to refuse to dress for PE class.  Being much smarter than the average bear and a pushy bastard to boot he was described by some as America’s Greatest Rock Critic while others considered him a drunken buffoon.  The man spoke his own truth no matter how badly it hurt to read and though he spoke his truths of others he kept his insecurities and self-truths to himself. 

In the 2000 movie, “Almost Famous”, Cameron Crowe gives his own semi-autobiographical account of his life as an aspiring 15 year old rock journalist on assignment for Rolling Stone Magazine and we are introduced to Lester who is masterfully played by Philip Seymour Hoffman.  As Lester mentors young William (Cameron) he breaks character and shares some of his insecurities when he says:

“We are uncool and though uncool people don’t tend to get the girl, being uncool can help you develop a little spine.  It’s too easy out there for the handsome and the hip. —Their work almost never lasts.  The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you are uncool.”

Those words rang out to me and I realized that many of my stories share self-deprecating accounts of my own uncoolness or attempts to cast my truths in a more favorable light making me, in the words of Lester Bangs, a very wealthy man.  With that said, I welcome you to explore this collection of short (and some not-so-short) vignettes which I have called the Almost Famous Collection. 

Go ahead and click on the “Almost Famous” tab above.  I have lots of material to add.  

 

Thursday, August 29, 2024

Test Pattern

 Originally published 7/12/21

We weren’t the first of families to own a TV set.  They were novelties then and whenever relatives were together, if a TV was available, we would gather and watch.  There wasn’t much in the way of programming at the time.  Whatever the programming was it was in black and white and I don’t recall channel choices during the ‘50’s in Kansas. 

I do recall sitting on the floor in front of the TV before the Saturday broadcasting began staring at the test pattern that featured the Indian Chief and listening to that test tone.  My God, the anticipation of staring at that image while having that unwavering low fidelity tone blast through my head.  It was divine in such an unacceptable way by today’s standards.  In order to distract kids during the pre-programming test pattern period some crafty entrepreneur packaged up a clear vinyl film with a few crayons and sold them to frazzled Mom’s.  We had one.  The film was pressed onto the screen where we would “color” the test pattern.  The crayon could be wiped off of the vinyl with toilet paper so every day the Indian chief could be a different color.  Of course, you couldn’t get too imaginative because there were only 5 color crayons. 

Thursday, August 1, 2024

The One

 Originally published 10/26/2022



A time of change in a young life where an established place had been found but no longer fit. 

Now, on the bottom rung, looking up, who do I trust? 

Looking for a face that is slightly less afraid than my own

Or one that will accept me as you I am, fears and all.  


Hoping for an open door it seemed like forever.

But it was just a blink of an eye in the arc of a life before that face found me.

In Spanish class where there were two “Juans” so I was called, “Eduardo”.

There was only one “Mel-veen”.

The door cracked open and we became Mel-veen and Eduardo.

I was safe.


Time moved on. 

We grew. 

Friends came and went. 

Some disappointed.  


A precious few stood the test of time and remained to prop us up when we faltered.

The few become fewer.

And then there was only one.

The one that I wished I was more like.


 The door remained wide open

The brilliant sun shone in

Ideas and experiences were shared

Some not-such-good ideas but always something learned

And always there was trust

With “The One” who was always there.


“The One” who would always tell me the truth about myself

Especially when I needed it the most but didn’t want to handle the truth.

“The One” who encouraged me to seek and find my own direction

Nudging, leaving breadcrumbs, but was sometimes forced to resort to a 2 x 4 across the head to gain my attention and make me listen

“The One” who also shared his concerns and fears and looked to me for ideas when I  felt unworthy.


And then one day the call came.

The door was closed.

What had I missed?

Where to from here?



Monday, June 3, 2024

Empty Chair

 



Empty Chair - Prologue

 


I was ten years old when I first set foot on that little islet in Union Bay.  It was about 150 yards northwest of the northern tip of Foster Island at the eastern end of the Lake Washington Ship Canal.  Channel traffic was crowded between the islet and Fox Point creating an obstacle for watercraft bound to-and-from Lake Washington.  Even to a 4th grader it seemed oddly placed.

My sister, Ginger, and her friend Chris had gotten our mothers to write notes giving the University of Washington permission to rent us a canoe.  My “chaperones” were just three years older than me, so it was definitely a different time from a legal standpoint.  As I recall the rental fee was $1.25 / hour.  A totally reasonable cost when split three ways.  Chris had learned a bit about canoeing from her father who was a member of the Seattle Mountaineers and active in the outdoors.  Conversely, Ginger and I had never been in a canoe and we flailed about, as though as though both of us were paddling with a different intent.  Without Chris’s scant expertise it is doubtful we would have made it the 200 yards across the ship canal and back before exceeding our rental budget. 

Eventually Chris got us close to Foster Island and guided the canoe out to the islet.  After some discussion we decided to try to land so she drove the bow of the boat up onto the marshy mass of cattails and scrub willows. Stepping out we found that the island wouldn’t support our weight as it was just a blob of floating vegetation.  There were some boards, though, that distributed our weight enough that we could stand without sinking.  They seemed to have been placed in some sort of pattern.  Cattails and weeds were growing up between them, but we found an area measuring about 10’ by 10’ that was covered by boards and mostly clear.  In the middle of the clearing sat an old dilapidated wooden chair.  It was surrounded by weeds and bore the scars of being marooned for, who knew how long?  I sat down gingerly on it fearing that it would fail as its loose joints crackled and shifted under my slight weight.  I wondered how long it had been there.  A year or two.  Maybe three?  

The islet and the chair were the impetus for a whole series of misadventures that stretched over the next several years and I continued to think about them long after the mid-1960’s when the Corps of Army Engineers scraped them off the bottom of Union Bay to be added to the bulk of nearby Marsh Island.  I would have never guessed that the chair had been on the islet for a quarter of a century or how it got there.  If someone had been able to tell me I would never have believed them.

Then, four years ago, a friend showed me a newspaper article from the February 25, 1934 edition of the Seattle Post Intelligencer about an 81 year old Norwegian Immigrant who was living on the islet.  I was fascinated and determined to learn what I could about him.  His name was Martin Olsen Moen and this is his story.






Chapter One - Tufsingdal Norway


On December 17th 1850, thirty-two-year-old Ole Johnsen Moen wed Kirsti Mikkelsdatter Bakken at the Moen Farm in the Tufsingdalen Valley located in Innlandet County, Norway.  Kirsti was 21 and the Girl-Next-Door from the adjacent Bakken Farm where her family had been tenants since the late 1790’s.  Ole’s family had been tenants on the Moen Farm since the 1740’s so the they were well acquainted.  

As was tradition Kirsti took the first name of her grandmother and the middle name from her father, Mikkel Jonsen, becoming Kirsti Mikkelsdatter (Mikkel’s daughter) and her surname from the farm where she was from.  Her name proclaimed that she was Mikkel’s daughter Kirsti from the Bakken Farm. Ole’s first name did not come from an ancestor, but his middle name was derived from his father, John Ingebretsen, and so he became John’s son Ole from the Moen Farm.

There were then, as today, about a dozen farms hosted by the River Tufsinga as it traces a serpentine path the length of the valley.  The verdant bottomlands were bordered by Spruce and Birch forests that climbed the gently ascending rocky ridges.  The glacial action that formed the ridges had ground them to bedrock leaving the ridgetops rounded and without soil to nurture more than scrub. The main farms were broken into parcels and inhabited by tenants and cotters.  

1893 - Tufsingdalen Farmers

Tenants had no claim of ownership, but Ole’s parents were lease holders on a 19 acre parcel of the 27 acre Moen farm while Kirsti’s family leased 36 acres of the 119 acre Bakken complex.  In a time when many tenants were struggling to feed their families and working plots as small as 2/10 of an acre neither family starved.  It was common for a tenant (leilendinger) family to retain the use of their parcel through generations with the lease being inherited by the eldest son.  Since the daughters stood little chance of inheriting a lease their preferred option was to pair with the eldest son of a local farmer.  Daughters hoped for marriage while the younger sons might eventually leave to find work on larger farms, the forests, seas or cities. 

To facilitate potential pairing and ensure marital compatibility the tradition of “Night Courting” was established that allowed young folks to get to know one another.  In some families that meant allowing them to spend the night together, unsupervised, in a barn or an outbuilding.  Other families might require “bundling” which found the potential groom in bed with the hopeful bride-to-be but bundled securely in a large sack.  In some cases, a bundling board would be placed between them to further limit intimacy. 

Kirsti had known Ole for all her life and knew that one of his two older brothers would inherit the lease.  That meant that he was not a great prospect for marriage but worked hard and was respected in the valley so he was welcomed into her bed.  As a younger son he simply didn’t have that much status in any meaningful way but Ole’s brother, John, allowed them to stay in the small corners of his leasehold.  One such sliver was called Strømsvold for the whirlpools that developed in the river’s bend, and another was called Rævplads after the local fox population.  While John grew oats, grass, root crops and had a horse, an ox, 2 dozen cows and 2 dozen goats, Ole and Kirsti “owned” a single cow with a shed, a small house and a small stabbur where their food and meager valuables were stored.  They scratched out a living on the small 2 1/2 acre margins of the Moen Farm.   


2023 – Google Earth - Strømsvold

Their union produced seven children.  The four boys and three girls were named John Olsen, Mikkel Olsen, Ane Lucie Olsdatter, Martin Olsen, Ingeborg Kristine (Emma) Olsdatter, Johanne Marie Olsdatter, and little Ole Olsen.  Their 3rd son, Martin was born February 14th 1863 and fell squarely in the middle of the brood.  That was an unfortunate place to be in the order of a Leilanding family as he had no chance of inheritance and would have experienced the classic middle-child syndrome.  As a member of a landless family, he would be on his own as there was less than nothing for any of the seven children to inherit.  

2023 – Google Earth - Rævplads




Chapter Two - Martin


Children of all farm families started working very early in life and Martin was no exception.  By his twelfth birthday he could manage any farm task required.  The family home was over-stuffed with 9 individuals, though, which encouraged Martin to sleep in the shed or stabbur.  Neither space had a means of heating, but he didn’t have to share a bed with siblings and their single cow provided a heat source and didn’t mind the company.  

2023 – Google Earth – Rævplads Stabbur

In 1875 Kirsti’s brother, John Mikkelsen, was the sole lease holder for Bakken Vestre.  He was the only remaining male in a house full of sister’s and daughters with too much work for them all to accomplish.  Martin was a serious drain on the Olsen family’s meager resources so when his Uncle John suggested that he come work and live on the Bakken farm it was a win/win for all involved.  Martin went from a small house with nine people to a medium-sized house with only six and plenty to eat.  

2023 – Bakken Farmhouse

In spite of being strong and handsome he wasn’t viewed as a desirable choice for a husband.  The local farm girls admired his good looks but the practical aspects of survival in 19th century Norway left little room for physical attraction to account for much.  Consequently, none of the local farmers welcomed Martin’s night courting advances.  As with other aspects of his life options were limited in the Tufsingdalen Valley and by his 17th birthday he had left for good.




 Chapter Three - Making His Way


Poor paying farm work could be found for a strong lad which he took when all else failed but, in his travels, he had learned to log, sail and fish.  Those were lines of work that he preferred over farming.  In those occupations he found himself among a rougher population and was exposed to alcohol which became a regular part of his life.

C1865 – Life in Norway – Bergen Waterfront

During his late teen years, he traveled from job to job and spent a great deal of time crewing on ocean vessels and fishing along Norway’s west coast.  Bergen was one of the largest population centers in Norway and it was the place for mariners and fishers to find work.  By his 22nd year he had wrapped up a fishing job and ended up sixty-five miles from the ocean at the head of Nordfjord in the beautiful village of Loen.  Surrounded by spectacular glaciated ridges, long deep lakes and scattered farms that clung to the steep mountain sides, he found a magnificent world that he was unprepared for.  He fell in love with the country and wanted to find a way to settle, but unfortunately, the only work available was in farming.  

1905 – Wikimedia - Loen Lake

He became friends with a ne’er-do-well from Bergen by the name of Ole Torvaldsen.  During the day they would work when they could find it and drink if they could afford to.  They both liked Loen but not the lifestyle that it supported.  When Ole came up with an alcohol influenced plan to augment their income that involved stealing valuables from local stabburs Martin thought it seemed like a good idea.  

1905 - Loen

A stabbur is an outbuilding integral to Scandinavian farms used for storing and protecting food and valuables.  Typically, they were built on posts that elevated the floor reducing humidity and foiling rodents.  Some were quite ornate while others were simply utilitarian.  They were all purpose-built for keeping pests out of the food and their valuables safe and dry.  The stabbur usually had the only door on a farm with a lock.  The key was kept by the mistress of the farm, a solemn mark of her responsibility to the welfare of the family and confirmation of her status.  In Viking times, a farmer was legally permitted to kill anyone he caught stealing from his stabbur.  Culturally, Ole’s plan was reckless and very dangerous.

Digital Museum – Stabbur

Over the next two years they broke into a few stabburs and stole what they wanted.  Martin was eventually caught and charged with thefts that would amount to $3600 in USD today.  He was sentenced to 8 months and 10 days in prison.  Ole had disappeared.  Had he gotten away or had he become a victim of Viking Justice?




Chapter Four - Botsfengslet


Botsfengslet Prison – Oslo Museum – Wilse

In 1851 Norway began modeling their prisons after the United States’ Philadelphia System.  Developed by Quakers it sought to rehabilitate rather than simply applying corporal punishment.  To enforce behavioral change the system was based on isolation with the belief that time spent alone with a bible would be humane and effective in rehabilitating wrongdoers.  To that end Botsfengslet in Kristiana (Oslo) was built to house long-term prisoners and was where Martin Moen spent the better part of 1887.  

Oslo Museum – Wilse – Prisoner in Cell

Isolation at Botsfengslet was the over-riding theme.  It was believed that if a criminal couldn’t associate with other criminals their rehabilitation was assured.  The small cells and Holy Bibles forced focus on what were believed to be the keys to change.  Each prisoner spent 23 hours in their cell and one hour isolated outside in a very small walled sliver of a space that offered no contact with others. 

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There was no conversation or eye contact allowed.  When a prisoner was moved outside of their cell they wore a hood so that they couldn’t see others.  When they went to church they were individually ushered to the chapel where their hood wasn’t removed until they were standing in their three-sided isolation booth with only the minister and pulpit visible before them. 

Oslo Museum – Botsfengslet Church

Eventually a bit of occupational rehabilitation was offered, and Martin spent time in the carpenter shop cell developing woodworking skills that would serve him when he was released.  He still wore a hood while being escorted between his cell and anywhere else on the grounds and when in the presence of a prison official his silence was enforced, and his eyes were to be averted. 

 

Oslo Museum – Wood Working Cell

 In December of 1887 after spending the majority of his 24th year in isolation Martin was released.  He was banned from setting foot in Loen but turned loose with a bit of financial assistance, which was critical.  At that time a secondary layer of dealing with undesirables was “The Workhouse”.  It was set up to allow the detention of individuals who might be drunk, lazy, a vagrant, homeless, without work, a petty criminal or seeking the services of a prostitute.  That system was to provide motivation for ex-cons to work hard, be self-sufficient and an asset to society.  Unfortunately, police could detain anyone they didn’t like and commit them to forced labor for months at a time.  Once known by police as an “undesirable” they were under constant surveillance and could be grabbed up at any time with or without cause.  For many it was a revolving door.

 

1887 – Botsfengslet Prisoner Photos

 Martin’s oldest brother, John Olsen, and younger sister, Ingeborg Kjerstina Olsdatter (Emma) had emigrated to the US and were living in Minnesota.  Both understood the challenges that Martin faced in Norway and encouraged him to come to America for a fresh start.

On September 20, 1889 Martin boarded the ship Angelo and sailed from Kristiana to New York City.  

The Angelo




Chapter Five - The Midwest


Martin found Minnesota to his liking and somewhat similar to his native Tufsingdal Valley.  Scandinavian immigrants were plentiful, the land was green and job choices were many.  Only his family knew of his criminal past, and they didn’t talk about it so America gave him a new life.  

C1910 - Prairie Farm, WI – Looking North on River Street

Sister Ingeborg (Emma) found love and married Ole Peter Hanson.  They moved from Minnesota to a farm outside of Prairie Farm, WI.  Older brother, John Olsen, had a farm near Minneapolis where he and his wife stayed busy raising crops and children.  Eventually he bought a new and larger farm near New Effington, SD where he spent the rest of his life.  It seemed an impossible dream that a landless Tufsingdalen lad, like John, could afford to own such land.  If his parents hadn’t been landless, he would have stood to inherit the Moen lease but his future in Norway presented limited opportunities so he left his native country to build his legacy in America. 

C1910 - Prairie Farms, WI – Looking South on River Street

Martin had plenty of farming opportunities with his family and surrounding farms plus Barron County wasn’t far from the Great Lakes where fishing and other marine work was abundant.  He could also apply his logging experience in the forests and there was demand for his prison-acquired carpentry skills in the fast-growing city of Minneapolis.

c1900 – Barron Logging Camp

It was while working as a logger and a mariner that he felt the most at home and winter logging was the most lucrative.  He was in his 30’s, handsome and fit.  Life was good.          

 

c1900 - Milwaukee Public Library - Barron Logging Bunkhouse

It was while working on Emma and Ole’s farm that he met Inger Hansdatter, daughter of Hans Andersen and Margit Karlsdatter.  After years of missteps and casting about his life finally seemed to be nearly complete.  In 1902 he appeared in Barron County Courthouse where he filed his Declaration of Intent to become a citizen of the United States by renouncing forever all allegiance to Oscar 2nd King of Norway.  

1902 - Family Search - Declaration of Intention

While no record has been found of Martin and Inger ever marrying, they were going to have a baby, however, Inger’s pregnancy ended in miscarriage.  Further, the miscarriage had severe medical consequences that Inger did not survive.  In a matter of several years Martin had lost both of his parents, two of his three sisters, two of his three brothers, his partner and stillborn infant.  As the story goes, he was devastated, lonely and depressed when he boarded a train and headed west. 

What he did and where he spent the next fifteen years isn’t known.  It is likely that he stayed in touch with sister Emma but any letters that they might have shared have not surfaced and are lost to time.  With logging and sawmill work available from Wisconsin to the Pacific Ocean, it can be assumed that he was always able to find work in the forest.  Many of the sawmills of the day were portable and pulled on skids by oxen from one forested glen to the next.  Old school operations using oxen, mules and draft horses were still employed and Martin had experience with all.  

Logging was primarily performed during the winter months, but the snow packed slopes of the Rockies was a harsh environment for that activity.  Martin missed the sea and continued moving west until he bumped into the salt water of Puget Sound.  Here he could log in the cold months and go to sea during warmer weather. 

In 1920 he was living in a cheap tenement house in Everett WA with a single woman named Mrs. J. Boles.  This seems to be where he started to forget some things and misremember others.  



Chapter Six - Everett


n.d. - Labovitch – 2920 Norton Street

On the rainy afternoon in January 1920 an Everett Washington census taker knocked at an apartment door of the tenement building located at 2920 Norton Street.  Mrs. Boles came to the door and listed herself as a 58-year-old widow who worked on the streets selling newspapers.  At that time “selling newspapers on the streets” was a euphemistic term used for sex workers.  Martin wasn’t at home, but she told the census worker that her roommate was a 61 year old divorcé who worked as a laborer in logging camps.  Martin was in fact 56 years old.  Since no official record of a wedding with Inger exists we don’t know if she really died or if he just left her.  Maybe she was a figment of his imagination.  He had led Mrs. Boles to believe that he was divorced.  

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While the Volstead Act of 1920 prohibited the manufacture, transport and sale of alcoholic beverages nationally, the State of Washington had already put its own ban in place four years prior.  Moonshine manufacturing had become a cottage industry and it’s said that many areas, like the forests around Granite Falls, supported more active stills than Black Bear and Deer.  I suspect that prior to 1920 Martin spent much of his time in the logging camps rather than town as access to spirits was less encumbered by law enforcement.

Outstripping Granite Falls for moonshine bragging rights was Hat Island, just four miles offshore from the Everett waterfront.  The 442 acre island was mostly forested and very lightly populated.  It served as a production center for liquor as well as a distribution point for rum runners.  It was a favorite stop for both private and commercial marine traffic.  Production was in full swing until 1923 when a raid by local law enforcement shut it down, resulting in the largest moonshine bust in Pacific Northwest history.  The four stills that were seized had been producing 75 gallons per day.

Hat Island




Chapter Seven - Seattle


In 1921 Martin left Mrs. Boles and moved to Seattle where he was living in the Seaman’s Institute at 1901 Western Avenue.  The trapezoidal shaped building with its turret was reminiscent of a lighthouse and conveniently located just across the street and below the open-air stands at the Pike Place Market.  From there he could walk down the back stairs, across a parking lot and down a dirt pathway to the docks on Alaskan Way or cross Western and climb the stairs to the foot of Pike Street.  

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Seattle was the largest city Martin had experienced since landing, thirty years earlier, in New York City.  During his time in Minneapolis, he had found the ~200,000 population similar in size to Oslo and more to his liking.  Mostly, though, he had kept to small farming communities, fishing towns and the forests.  Everett was a mill town and about one tenth the size of Minneapolis or Seattle and rough around the edges.  Seattle was more cosmopolitan with an expansive waterfront, a large fishing fleet and a well-established Scandinavian population.  It could also be rough but felt like the kind of home that he was ready for.

C1920 – WASTATE - 3515

Shortly after arriving in Seattle, he was working aboard the fishing boat “Volunteer” that had traveled north to Hat Island to set their nets and do some “shopping”.  They were followed back south by Federal Agents and boarded off Bainbridge Island at Jefferson Point.  During that stop three quarts of liquor were found in Martin’s personal gear.  Alcohol had created a problem for him once again.

1921 – Seattle Star

By this time Emma and Ole had moved their family from the Barron County Wisconsin farm to Ontario, CA.  They were living in a nice house on West 8th St just off Euclid Avenue but the move west had taken a toll on Ole’s health and he was no longer able to work.  Their two children provided  the families income by packing fruit for Sunkist in neighboring Claremont and assembling electric irons at the Hotpoint factory.  About a year after their arrival in Southern California Ole passed away and was laid to rest in Bellevue Memorial Park. 

45 West 8th Street – Ontario CA

In 1923 Martin moved from the Seaman’s Institute into a two-story boarding house at 923 Boren Ave. between Stewart and Virginia.  It was a mile from the waterfront and not far from his front door to where he could catch the transit to Ballard or anywhere else in town.  Rent cost him about $20 / month.  

1923 Boren Street

As a room for men, it had a single metal frame bed, a dresser, an armoire, small table with a single chair and a sink in the corner mounted low on the wall so that it could double as a urinal.  There was a shared bathroom on each floor for the tenants to use.   

Martin lived on Boren Ave. for three years.  Since he was often working on a fishing boat or other commercial vessel he usually slept aboard and took his meals at sea.  Otherwise, there were several places in the heart of the city that specialized in cheap meals.  When he was short on money there were churches and other organizations within a few blocks that catered to the needs of the growing Scandinavian community.

He went to work for San Juan Fishing and Packing on the East Waterway at Stacy Street which increased the distance and complexity of his commute significantly.  Consequently, in 1928 he had moved into the Scandinavian Seaman’s Home and Mission at 88 Marion Street where a single street car ride of just two miles dropped him off within a couple of blocks from the job.  He worked his way up to being a foreman on a packing crew and at age 65 that would be his last regular job.  

c1922 – MOHAI – Scandinavian Seaman’s Home and Mission - 5114



Chapter Eight - The Great Depression


On October 29, 1929 everything changed.  The Great Depression took hold of the country and, overnight, 4 million Americans were out of work.  Within a year 2 million more would be added to the rolls of the unemployed.  The forests and mills shut down.  Fishing offered a bit of stability, but those jobs went to the younger, more fit men.  Martin was 66 and experiencing the wear and tear of his hard life.  He was still drinking and having trouble keeping things straight in his head.  Physically, he couldn’t compete and lost his job. 

His last letter from sister, Emma, had arrived when he was arrested for smuggling alcohol more than ten years prior.  She and Ole Hansen had moved from Barron County to Ontario CA several years before that.  Now Martin was confused and out of work and sought the company of his family.  Traveling south he was somehow convinced that he would find them in Dunsmuir CA.  Emma and Ole couldn’t be found in Dunsmuir because they had never lived there.  In fact, Ole had been dead for ten years and Emma had passed away two years before Martin’s quest in 1929.  Both were buried at Bellevue Memorial Park less than two miles from their tidy house on West 8th Street in Ontario. 

The journey back to Seattle was long and complicated.  He picked up meals where he could and led a hobo’s life.  When he got to the Portland he heard about the Multnomah Poor Farm and availed himself of their resources.  His registration information states that his sister Emma and her husband lived in Dunsmuir, that he was a 78 year old painter and a widower who was suffering from old age.  He was actually 68 years old.   

C1912 - Wikimedia

Residents at the farm were referred to as inmates which, for a man familiar with prison life, must have been a bit uncomfortable.  Martin became Inmate #10101 and shared the facility with nearly 600 other inmates, up to a third of whom were bedridden with chronic illness and unable to work.  

Troutdale Historical Society – Poor Farm Accommodations

The facility was on a 345 acre plot with most of it dedicated to raising crops, poultry and livestock.  If an inmate was capable of labor, they worked the farm to provide food.  All inmates were given three meals a day.  Those who worked got meat at all three meals.  Those who couldn’t work received meat at only one meal.  To further segregate those who worked from those who didn’t the workers were seated at “meat and mush” tables.  

In Spring of 1932 Martin Olsen Moen sat at the “meat and mush” table for the last time and then checked out of the Multnomah County Poor Farm.  Upon entering the Poor Farm he had misremembered the year of his birth, telling them that he was born in 1853 instead of 1863.  He thought that he was 79 instead of 69. 



Chapter Nine - Hooverville and Life Afloat


He made his way back to Seattle where employment options for a “69” year old man were scarce to non-existent.  Local charities were trying to provide relief for citizens in need and maintained a central registry for single, homeless individuals.  Once registered Martin received a chit that he could use for one meal a day at a soup kitchen and a bare floor space to sleep on.  Most of the registrants used cardboard and newspaper for mattress and blanket. 

The conditions for registrants were grim and it didn’t take Martin long to pursue other options.  He found a sense of community and organization in Hooverville south of downtown where he moved into a burnt out structure that was being stripped for building materials used by others.  He cleaned it up and made some improvements but was never able to get rid of the smoky smell.   

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By November the constant smell of burnt materials caught in his throat and created upper respiratory discomfort.  He contracted a chronic cough and was constantly clearing his throat.  When another homeless man showed up in a 16-foot dory looking for shelter Martin traded him the shack for the boat and left Hooverville behind. 

With the dory, he was able to move under the waterfront piers and avoid the smoke and the rain.  He remained on the registry in order to have at least one guaranteed meal a day and with the boat he was able to get out onto Puget Sound where the fish were plentiful.  

He spent the Winter of 1932 – 33 living under the docks on Elliot Bay, Salmon Bay and Lake Union where temperatures were near normal with 22 days at or below 32 degrees.  The number of days of rain were near average but those rainy days produced unusually heavy amounts of precipitation.  He found all of the good docks to sleep under where the wind was blocked and he could stay dry.  Occasionally he would pick up a bit of work but mostly he relied upon handouts and eating fish that he caught.  The Summer and Fall on the water was glorious and he made lots of friends who lived along the shoreline and would help him out when they could. 

The last two months of 1933 were unseasonably warm and featured biblical amounts of rain.  With nearly twice the average number of rainy days producing four times the average rainfall the waterways were beaten into submission and the lake level was high.  Seldom venturing out he hunkered under Lake Union docks and trestles, and for the first time detected the faint swirl of a current flowing west through the Ship Canal. 

In January 1934 he left Lake Union and rowed east through the canal.  He had seen no other water traffic until clearing the Montlake Cut into Union Bay when he was passed by three long and narrow wooden racing shells.  Turning to watch them he noticed a small islet about ¼ mile ahead. 



Chapter Ten - The Islet


1936 – Ron Edge

The islet sat about 150 yards off the point of Foster Island.  It looked to be about 30 feet across.  As he drew closer, he could see that it was covered with cattails and scraggly willows and was one of several such islets that were scattered around the bay to the north.  Out of curiosity he nudged the bow of his dory into the islet for a closer look and was surprised by the way it yielded to the boat.  Looking closer it appeared to be a floating mass of roots imbedded in peat.  The center looked solid, so he stepped over the bow and found that it, though firmer, still sank under his weight. 

The southwest wind blowing over the marsh that lined the bay carried with it the unmistakable scent of garbage.  In his recent years he had learned that decent nourishment could be found in the food discarded by others and that usable materials of all types could be scavenged.  He saw narrow openings in the cattails leading back into the marsh so he rowed and then poled his boat as far back as he could go.  Stepping out of the dory into the cattails he found that the dormant, brown shoots presented little resistance and if he moved quickly he could avoid getting his feet wet.  Soon he saw the edge of the dump rising up above the marsh topped with boards, bedsprings, broken glass, rusty barrels and piles of pallets.  It was a goldmine!  With the help of the Miller Street Dump he would build a cabin on the islet.

1935 – SMA – 30546 – Miller Street Dump Looking North

He started by dragging boards from the dump down into the marsh and laying them end-to-end to make a trail back to his dory.  If he was going to carry the necessary materials through the marsh, he needed good footing that would support his weight.  Over the next few days he transported boards out to his Union Bay islet and laid a supporting base that distributed his weight over the floating mass.  It measured about 10’ by 10’.  With more planks he made a path from the square base to the edge of the islet where he tied his boat to the willows. 

On one of his trips he found a large canvas tarp that measured about 20’ x 20’ and would form the roof and partial walls of the cabin.  With more scavenged materials he built the corner posts, support columns, braces and ridge beam.  The tarp was placed over the ridge beam and secured to the supports.  The remainder of the walls were made of whatever material he could find and attach to the frame.  Inside, he made a low bed from a couple of pallets covered with wood and moved the tiny stove that he had carried from Hooverville into the cabin.  His final touch was a chair that he had found at the dump. 

1934 – Seattle PI – Martin’s Islet Looking SE

The waning days of Winter were mostly mild but even on cold and windy nights his shack was pretty comfortable.  Anchored at the edge of the shipping channel he had a great view of the comings and goings of everything from the University of Washington crew to the powered pleasure craft of the rich and famous.  From students in canoes to tugboats towing oceangoing vessels.  Spring and Summer was a glorious time to live on a private island in Union Bay.  When he needed water he rowed over to the UW Crew House where he was allowed to fill his water jug.  When he was hungry he used his handline to catch Crappie, Bluegill, Catfish, Bass and an occasional Trout.  As the water warmed in the summer sun Carp came into the reeds and shallows of his tiny island and he speared these with a weapon he had made of scrouged trash.  With enough digging at the dump, he could usually find whatever he needed and with the warm weather came abundant crops of Himalayan Blackberries from Foster Island.  A balanced diet wasn’t too hard to manage.  

1934 – Seattle PI – Vintage Photos - Martin Olsen Moen

On February 25th he had a visitor.  A reporter from the Seattle Times had gotten wind that an old man was living in a shack on a tiny islet in Union Bay and, needing a story, rowed out to interview him.  

1934 – Seattle PI - Vintage Photos – Seattle PI



Chapter Eleven - The Storm


The morning of October 21st was overcast with light rain and light variable winds.  Martin rowed across to his trail through the cattails that were now lush with tall, green shoots.  After tying up his dory he walked the familiar boards to the dump to “shop” for breakfast.  There was something odd and heavy feeling about the day.  When the south wind started to pick up from 5 mph to 20 mph in less than an hour it seemed strange but when it built from 20 mph to 50 mph in the next 30 minutes it was frightening.  Garbage was blowing through the air forcing Martin to flee for cover.  Looking north towards Union Bay he could see the spray of wind-blown water above the edge of the marsh and thought about his boat.  Racing across the boardwalk he found his boat buffeted by the wind and in danger of being torn from the cattails.  He held onto his dory for the next six hours while Seattle experienced one of the strongest windstorms in the state’s history.  Winds to 60 mph roared over his head as he sheltered in the lee of the Miller Steet Dump and held tight to his boat.  By 4:30 the winds had dropped to 40 mph. 

It was dark by the time the wind finally dropped below 20 mph and he rowed back to his island.  It was barely recognizable that night and the cabin seemed to be gone.  Bits and pieces were scattered about but the tarp and most of the wooden components seemed to be missing.  He rowed to Foster Island and found shelter for the night amid downed trees.

At sun up, he rowed out to his island to assess the damage.  It was worse in the light of day than it had looked at night.  The frame of the shack was completely gone.  The tarp was nowhere in sight.  All that remained was the 10’ x 10’ platform along with the pallets, a wooden box and the chair that had blown over and gotten its rungs caught up in the willows.  Thankfully, he located his tiny stove partially submerged in the shallows.  He pulled the stove out of the water, set the chair upright, got in his dory and rowed west towards the Montlake Cut, never to return to his urban paradise island. 



Chapter Twelve - Life on Dearborn Street

After leaving his islet on Union Bay Martin simply disappeared.  For the next three years his whereabouts are unknown.  Where he lived, what he ate and what he did for work is a mystery as he left no footprint in public records.  His work history had provided him with saleable labor skills, and he had never been too picky about what he did to make a living so it’s assumed that he picked up whatever work he could find that paid with cash, food or shelter. 

He was a senior citizen competing for jobs with men who were mostly younger and fitter.  In 1938 he turned 75 but, in his age-addled mind, he thought he was 85 and that was what his most recent records indicated.  The minimum wage law had just gone into effect at $0.25/hr. but out-of-pocket labor, which a man like Martin could compete for, paid much less and he didn’t complain.  

1936 - SMA - 10956

In 1939 he was renting a room at the Hotel Palmer located at 721 Dearborn Street and just across from the Hotel Norway.  The Palmer wasn’t the Ritz and Dearborn Street wasn’t Park Avenue.  Dearborn hosted blue collar residential homes, unpainted apartments and cheap rooming houses all mixed in with low end commercial buildings.  His rent for the furnished room was $8.00 / month.  About 32 hours of work at minimum wage but he was taking jobs for $.10 to $.15 / hour.  That meant that he was having to work over 50 hours to pay for his shabby room.  Newspaper stories that mention the Palmer tell accounts of breaking and entering, larceny, muggings and multiple suicides where men turned on the gas and stuck their heads in the oven.  It wasn’t the worst place to live and was relatively “safe” for an individual like Martin who possessed nothing of value and who wasn’t overly depressed by his lot in life.  The streetcar ran up and down Dearborn Street so he could get to wherever work was available.  He lived at the Palmer for at least two years. 



 Chapter Thirteen - The Pantages


Alexander Pantages lived an interesting life that has been the subject of books and numerous articles.  By running away from his father in Cairo at age nine, spending two years working aboard ships, digging the Panama Canal at age eleven and creating his first small fortune in Alaska by providing vaudeville shows for lonely Dawson sourdoughs he brought the concept to Seattle in 1902.  Opening the Crystal Theatre at 1206 2nd Avenue he began a nationwide legacy of Pantages owned or controlled theatres that would grow to number 84.  

1905 – UWSC – SEA0414

In 1906 he had his first home built at 803 East Denny Way on Seattle’s Capitol Hill.  He spent only a couple years there, though, as he had larger things in mind.  In 1910 he moved to his new and true mansion at 1117 36th Ave East in Madison Park, just across from the south gate of Broadmoor.  

803 E Denny Way - Wikimedia

With his departure from the Denny Way home, he advertised it for rent and included additional furnished housekeeping rooms.  Eventually it would become home to Alexander’s brothers and extended families who continued to rent out those rooms, in some cases, in exchange for domestic services.  In 1944 Martin was renting one of them and offsetting the rent doing maintenance work.  It isn’t known when he moved in or where he had called home for the previous four years.



Chapter Fourteen - The Passing


Martin had never completely gotten over the throat irritation and cough from his time living in the burned-out shack in Hooverville.  He could go months at a time without being bothered but it would always return and now it was back.  His energy began to lag as his general health declined but he figured that the weakness, shortness of breath and lightheadedness were just a hangover from his Hooverville cough or maybe typical for someone his (mistaken) age.  In the Summer of 1944, he started to notice swelling of his ankles and feet.  He was fatigued by the slightest exertion, and was coughing more often, particularly at night.  Towards the end of August, he experienced severe discomfort at dinner so his landlady, Francis Pantages, contacted her physician.  The doctor told him that he needed to rest and that his condition would likely worsen.  He told Francis that Martin wasn’t long for the world.

Seattle Now and Then - The Hospital on the Hill

By mid-October his condition had worsened to the point that Francis began lining up potential new tenants for his room.  A month later he was hospitalized at King County Hospital (Harborview) on the hill overlooking downtown Seattle.  His condition was dire, and he would never return to his room at 803 E Denny Way which was advertised for rent when he entered the hospital.  At 4:45 AM on December 6th 1944 Martin passed away of heart failure. 

His death certificate listed his marital status as “widower” and his date of birth as February 14, 1853.  Other records have listed his status as “divorced” but who can say for sure?  His date of birth, most certainly, was February 14, 1863.  He wasn’t 91 years old as he thought and as most recent records reflect.  He was 81 years old.  Unknown to him, his sister Emma, listed as next-of-kin, had been dead for 15 years and her husband, Ole, for longer still.  He had never known their children or where they lived.  With all his family gone there was no next-of-kin to be found.  Martin Olsen Moen died alone.



Chapter Fifteen - Home Undertaking


Home Undertaking was established in an 1890’s era mansion at the five-way corner of 9th Avenue, Hubbell Place and Union Street.  In the late 1920’s the owners remodeled the home from the classic Old Seattle-style Victorian to a stucco Mission-style building.  Home Undertaking was the largest mortuary in Puget Sound with a fleet of shiny custom Packard hearses, limousines and an ambulance service.  

Courtesy of Emmick Family Funeral Services

It was the first local mortuary to have an onsite crematorium and columbarium.  Home represented the peak of funerary arts in Western Washington.  As they were conveniently located just ½ mile north from King County Hospital they held the contract for providing services for the indigent population when the need arose, and they were notified of Martin’s death.  On December 21st two weeks had passed and neither King County nor Home Undertaking had been able to find a next of kin so Martin’s body was removed from the cooler, cremated and his ashes placed into storage. 

The contract with the county covered pick up, cremation and the forwarding of the cremains to next of kin.  It did not cover interment.  When notification of next-of-kin was unsuccessful cremains would remain in storage for at least two years and then, in some cases, were disposed of.  Funeral homes were never quick to dispose of cremains and most were held in storage indefinitely in hopes that someday a new clue of next-of-kin would arise, or someone would come asking.  Home Undertaking had become exceedingly conservative due to a previous lawsuit that arose from their disposition of a deceased individual years earlier.  They did not push that two-year requirement.

Unclaimed Cremains

As Martin had no family it is assumed that the container holding his cremains remained in a box, on a shelf in the storage room of Home Undertaking Company until the early 1960’s when the mortuary was razed making way for a wide swath of Interstate 5 highway construction that cut through the downtown corridor.  It’s been reported that in preparation of closing the mortuary all unclaimed cremains were placed in a storage locker near SeaTac for safe keeping.  Martin’s final resting place remains a mystery today.



The End (for now)



Martin Olsen Moen

2/14/1863 – 12/6/1944