Originally published 9/14/2021
Be on the lookout for Notch Ear.
He is wanted for Criminal Trespass, Burglary, Mayhem, Willful
Damage and Destruction.
He was last seen leaving my garage with an empty peanut bag
which he blatantly discarded in the street.
The contents of the bag have not been recovered. Additionally, he tore apart a pile of
Styrofoam chunks that had been neatly stacked awaiting recycling and scattered
them around the garage. He is well-known
in the Ridgecrest Neighborhood for leaving a trail of destruction in his
wake.
If you see Notch Ear or any members of his gang do not attempt to apprehend him. He is a cheeky little bastard and should be considered armed and dangerous.
He is a Vandal, a Hun, a Visigoth, a Barbarian at the gate, clamoring for blood and bent on destruction.
Just waste the mother.
Hey Jon, is that rascal still bugging you? My best pal, roommate B.K.(Barn Kat) would make short work of that sucker. He is a killing machine. I can't remember how many tree-rat tails I've found around our digs here. He eats everything but the tails...He's not a greedy pussycat at all someone else can have the remains......
ReplyDeleteNo. I moved away from Notch Ear. He did have his charm.
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